Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that's an acceptable place to lick
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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