what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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