We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
