I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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