So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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