ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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