i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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