I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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