i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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