she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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