As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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