names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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