it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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