i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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