It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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