Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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