ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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