It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
