There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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