i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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