Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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