it hurts more in the daytime
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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