If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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