What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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