Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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