i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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