you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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