Do you still have your period?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize