i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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