I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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