She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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