I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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