Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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