Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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