just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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