My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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