Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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