yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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