Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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