Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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