No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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