So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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