No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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