Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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