he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Never joke about your clitoris.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
