5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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