my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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