This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
don't judge my taste in strippers
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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