idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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