This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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