I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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