So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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