yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Acid is not a monday night drug
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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