I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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