ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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