Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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