well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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